101 Spooky jokes by Jaco Jacobs

Author:Jaco Jacobs [Jacobs, Jaco]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: LAPA Publishers
Published: 2023-02-22T08:53:09+00:00

Why did the vampire visit the doctor?

He kept coffin.

What flowers do vampires hate?

Sunflowers.

What happened when Dracula’s dog ate a loaf of garlic bread?

Its bark became worse than its bite.

What type of exams do vampires take?

Blood tests.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ammonia.

Ammonia who?

Ammonia a poor old vampire who would like to come visit you.

What do you call a ten-storey-tall monster with a nasty cold?

Snotzilla.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, there’s a huge monster out in the streets!

How does Godzilla’s mom deliver his breakfast?

In a monster truck.

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